Hedgehog Jokes Funny
Q: How do hedgehogs make love?
A: Very, very carefully!
Q: Why couldn't the hedgehog wash his hair?
A: Because he'd left his head and shoulders on the road.
Q: What do you call an hedgehog with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Q: What did the grape say when the hedgehog stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: When does a hedgehog go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What do you call a hedgehog that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!
Q: Who's faster, Sonic the hedgehog or a Japanese bullet train?
A: A bullet train of course, Sonic doesn't actually exist.
Q: What is a hedgehog's favorite flavour of chips?
A: Prickled Onion!
Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A: To see his flat mate!
Q: What do you call a hedgehog with hot lips?
A: Sonic the Hedge-Snog.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bush and a pig?
A: A hedgehog!
Q: What's the difference between a Mercedes and a hedgehog?
A: The pricks are on the outside on a porcupine!
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