Frog Jokes
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
What do you call a talking frog?
A quantum leap.
What's a frogs favorite flower?
A croakus!
What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling?
Mistletoad.
How do you make frog legs?
In a croak=pot.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel!
What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you call a rich frog?
A golf blooded amphibian!
What do toads drink?
Croak-a-cola!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft!
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad!
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half an apple!
Where do frogs keep there money?
In the riverbanks!
What do frogs drink?
Hot croako!
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