Frog Jokes

Frog Jokes

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? 

Open toad! 

What do you call a talking frog? 

A quantum leap. 

What's a frogs favorite flower? 

A croakus! 

What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling? 

Mistletoad. 

How do you make frog legs? 

In a croak=pot. 

Whats the preferred car of frogs? 

The Beetle. 

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog? 

A croaker spaniel! 

What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog? 

A croakadile. 

What do you call an illegally parked frog? 

Toad. 

What do you call a rich frog? 

A golf blooded amphibian! 

What do toads drink? 

Croak-a-cola! 

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry? 

A hoppercraft! 

Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road? 

He was afraid of getting toad! 

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple? 

Finding half an apple! 

Where do frogs keep there money? 

In the riverbanks! 

What do frogs drink? 

Hot croako! 

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