Top 35 Kids Jokes Of The Day
Why cant a tryanosauras clap? Its extinct – Sharyce
What do you call an elephant in a phonebooth? Stuck – Jodie
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus. – Brenda
What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus. – Stacey
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tina
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie
Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interr…
MOO!!
Hard to write. The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!!
Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!! – Keri
Interrupting cow.
Interr…
MOO!!
Hard to write. The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!!
Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!! – Keri
Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amber
What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kim
Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candice
What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. – Brenda
knock knock . . . who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jenna
What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Laken
What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. – Brenda
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