Dancer Jokes That Are Really Funny

Dancer Jokes

Good jokes for kids

Did you hear about the dancer and the hula hoop? 

Talk about a waisted talent. 

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet! 

What do cars do at the disco? 

Brake dance 

What kind of dance do mothers like best? 

The Mom-bo 

What do ghosts dance to? 

Soul music 

What is the fastest pie in the world? 

Merengue. 

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco?

 He had no body to dance with! 

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain. 

How do you make a tissue dance? 

Put a little boogie in it 

Where can you dance in California? 

San Fran-disco 

What do you call a group of peppers dancing? 

A salsa. 

What did the groovy bank robber say? 

Everybody get down! 

What dance do hippies hate? 

A square dance. 

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance? 

A cricket ball! 

Whats thirty feet long and smells like piss? 

Line dancing at a nursing home. 

Why do ants dance on jam jars? 

Because the jar says 'twist to open'! 

What dance do women do when summer is over? 

Tango (tan-go) 

Which dance will a chicken not do? 

The foxtrot! 

Where do fortune tellers dance? 

At the crystal ball. What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake! 

Orchestra Jokes Funny

Orchestra Jokes Funny

Funny jokes for kids

Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? 

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA! 

Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? 

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms! 

Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb? 

A: Seven. [Indignant nose upturning] Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand. 

Q: Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull? 

A: On the bull the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the back. 

Q: Did you hear the joke about the orchestra? 

A: I don't remember how it goes, but the punchline is "the conductor got hit by a car". 

Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? 

A: They've had little use. 

Q: What do all great conductors have in common? 

A: They are all dead. 

Q: What does a conductor and a baseball have in common? 

A: People cheer when you hit them with a bat. 

Q: What do you call a successful pianist? 

A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs. 

Q: What's the difference between a conductor and garbage? 

A: The garbage gets taken out once a week. 

Q: What's the definition of an optimist? 

A: An orchestra director with a mortgage. 

Q: What's the difference between a violin and a trampoline? 

A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline. 

Q: What do you call a bunch of conductors in a hot tub? 

A: Vegetable soup. 

Short Funny Jokes And Riddles With Answers

Short Funny Jokes And Riddles With Answers

Jokes for kids to tell

Q: What dog keeps the best time? 

A: A watch dog. 

Q: What did the man say to the wall? 

A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya! 

Q: Why did the tomato turn red? 

A: It saw the salad dressing! 

Q: Why do girls scouts sell cookies?

A: They wanna make a sweet first impression. 

Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? 

A: It let out a little wine! 

Q: What kind of berry has a coloring book? 

A: A crayon-berry 

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? 

A: Odor in the court. 

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? 

A: Dam! 

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? 

A: They don't have the guts. 

Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 

A: SUPPLIES! 

Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? 

A: Because he was a paleontologist. 

Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race? 

A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup. 

Baseball Jokes For Kids That Make You Laugh

Baseball Jokes

Short jokes for adults

Q: Why did the pastry chef hire a pitcher? 

A: Because he knew how to handle the batter. 

Q: Why is Mike Trout so perfect?

 A: He's an Angel. 

Q: Why did the cops go to the baseball game? 

A: Because they heard someone was stealing a base. 

Q: When does royalty watch baseball?

 A: During knight games. 

Q: Why can't you play baseball in the jungle? 

A: Because there are too many cheetahs. 

Q: Why is the baseball stadium hot after the game? 

A: Because all the fans have left. 

Q: What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight? 

A: Become an umpire. 

Q: What was the frog doing on the baseball field? 

A: Catching flies. 

Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and an umpire? 

A: One steals watches and the other watches steals. 

Q: Did you hear the baseball joke? 

A: It will leave you in stitches. 

Q: Why is it so hard to steal third base? 

A: Because you have to go through a short stop. 

Q: What did the glove say to the ball?

 A: Catch ya later.

 Q: Which are the best animals at baseball? 

A: A score-pion. 

Q: Why did Dracula quit the baseball team? 

A: They only let him be "BAT" boy! 

Q: Who makes CAKE during a baseball game? 

A: The Batter! 

Q: What did the hand say to the baseball? 

A: Your such a catch. 

Q: Why are frogs great outfielders? 

A: They never miss a fly. 

Q: Why is an umpire like an angry chicken? 

A: They both have foul mouths. 

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