Short Funny Jokes And Riddles With Answers
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.
Q: What did the man say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why do girls scouts sell cookies?
A: They wanna make a sweet first impression.
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!
Q: What kind of berry has a coloring book?
A: A crayon-berry
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A: Dam!
Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.
Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A: SUPPLIES!
Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
A: Because he was a paleontologist.
Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race?
A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
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