Baseball Jokes
Q: Why did the pastry chef hire a pitcher?
A: Because he knew how to handle the batter.
Q: Why is Mike Trout so perfect?
A: He's an Angel.
Q: Why did the cops go to the baseball game?
A: Because they heard someone was stealing a base.
Q: When does royalty watch baseball?
A: During knight games.
Q: Why can't you play baseball in the jungle?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: Why is the baseball stadium hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans have left.
Q: What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
A: Become an umpire.
Q: What was the frog doing on the baseball field?
A: Catching flies.
Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and an umpire?
A: One steals watches and the other watches steals.
Q: Did you hear the baseball joke?
A: It will leave you in stitches.
Q: Why is it so hard to steal third base?
A: Because you have to go through a short stop.
Q: What did the glove say to the ball?
A: Catch ya later.
Q: Which are the best animals at baseball?
A: A score-pion.
Q: Why did Dracula quit the baseball team?
A: They only let him be "BAT" boy!
Q: Who makes CAKE during a baseball game?
A: The Batter!
Q: What did the hand say to the baseball?
A: Your such a catch.
Q: Why are frogs great outfielders?
A: They never miss a fly.
Q: Why is an umpire like an angry chicken?
A: They both have foul mouths.
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