Dancer Jokes
Did you hear about the dancer and the hula hoop?
Talk about a waisted talent.
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance
What kind of dance do mothers like best?
The Mom-bo
What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music
What is the fastest pie in the world?
Merengue.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco?
He had no body to dance with!
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
Where can you dance in California?
San Fran-disco
What do you call a group of peppers dancing?
A salsa.
What did the groovy bank robber say?
Everybody get down!
What dance do hippies hate?
A square dance.
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
A cricket ball!
Whats thirty feet long and smells like piss?
Line dancing at a nursing home.
Why do ants dance on jam jars?
Because the jar says 'twist to open'!
What dance do women do when summer is over?
Tango (tan-go)
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot!
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball. What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!
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